Toronto Flyer Advertising

There are too many flyers in Toronto.  The number of flyers I get is just out of hand.  A lot of businesses send completely useless ones.  I don't need a million coupons for stores that I don't go to.

Seriously, how do they afford to pay for it?  If every flyer costs 50 cents to print and send, how does No Frills possibly make it's money back sending these flyers to millions of Torontonians every week.

How to send flyers in Toronto

I guess I've seen a few good ones.  The important thing is to have some real news or deals.  If it's just your usual junk, then don't bother sending it to me.  It just makes people mad that you're wasting their time.

Favourite Toronto Drunk Food

Toronto is an amazing place to get drunk and eat.  Here's how I like to fill my stomach in the hopes of avoiding the need to purge my stomach.

Burritos

Toronto may not have a ton of Mexican options but there are some good burritos here.

Burrito Boyz, Burrito Bandidos, Big Fat Burrito are all amazing.

Schawarma

I'm pretty sure that schawarma and falafels are actually healthy, with all those vegetables.  Plus it's got your daily dose of sodium, perfect for a preemptitive strike on hangovers.

Pizza

Pizza can be pretty hit or miss, when you're sober.  Drunk pizza is 100%.  Don't argue with numbers because you'll lose.

The Worst McDonalds in Toronto

Eating at McDonald's is more of a cry for help than an upscale dining experience, but some trips to McDonalds are more hellish than others.  I present to you the worst McDonalds in Toronto.

Getting real hungry

Dundas West Subway Station

How can you take your typical McDonalds meal and make it more degrading?  Simple, mix in the residents of Dundas and Bloor, then store all your buns in a storage locker beside the rat nests of Toronto's subways.  Pre-nibbled hamburger buns anyone?

Dufferin and King

I guess it's not easy cooking that 5 trillionth burger patty, because the McDonalds at King and Dufferin manages to screw up this incredibly complex cuisine.  One reviewer on Yelp even listed this location under their worst dining experiences in Toronto.

McDonalds in Walmart (any)

Now you've hit rock bottom.  You look up from your order of nuggets and fries spilled over a grease stained tray to take in your fellow diners: People of Walmart.  Screaming kids wearing tank tops, hair cuts that should be illegal and couples arguing with hamburger flying out of their mouths.